But like, I could take a year long rocket to Mars, and immediately return, faster than the speed of light, to Earth, and also violate causality!

It’s been a tradition at least since the Korach sandwich eaten at Passover for millennia.

I’m having a hard time deciding between the eye color and the teleport to Albania one. I’d probably eventually choose the latter, though

On a dog, on a log, in a bog, eating eggnog

Oh, I thought a toad and frog were synonymous in English

A land turtle.

Or a shield frog depending on your language.

If I’m not helping, I imagine there must be some unmentioned factor, such as someone pointing a gun at me and telling me to do that otherwise bad things would happen to me. Or I was slipped some drug that forced me to be a sadist. Without any other factor, I don’t imagine myself doing that at all in the first place.

Edit: Also, the tortoise lies on its back, not lays

I wonder if all the sane Americans did a mass exodus to Canada, Europe, UK, Australia etc, what effect that would have

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What would it even mean for code to have a social problem?

Judaism is distasteful?

Or is it the Danes?

I can’t read this without imagining it in Jeaney Collects’s voice

My moral values, such as valuing reducing suffering as far as possible, qualify I suppose.

Men and trans girls

I’m really sorry about your situation. That sounds awful. I know it sounds obvious, but you didn’t mention it, so I have to ask if you’ve tried calling the police or social services.

Nickelback

Judaism isn’t the only religion involved.

You big alpaca?

What

Yes