The death of the US Empire is funny until you realize that other countries will need to endure a bunch of US immigrants complaining that roads are too small and the food doesn’t have corn syrup in it.
Sorry, I mean expats, that’s the word when the immigrant is white
You know we don’t like corn syrup right?
THEN WHY DO YOU PUT IT ON EVERYTHING
That would be our corporate overlords wanting to keep corn farmers employed. It’s not like we have bottles of it at our table. Companies just put it in everything since it’s cheap, and since we don’t have an effective government that stops capitalism from killing us, it gets put in everything and we die from heart disease.
that’s the fun part, it’s been snuck into all of our foods that oftentimes we have little choice.
You can either cook all of your meals from scratch, or deal with high fructose corn syrup. That’s livin in America.
Its even in a lot of our “ingredients” for example… Most Americans aren’t making spaghetti sauce from scratch. So when it’s pasta ragu night your getting an extra helping of sugar from the sauce. Most European ketchups are nearly inedible to an American palate.
Spaghetti sauce is just tomatoes and spices. It gets ready by the time the spaghetti are cooked
They taste great to most Americans, the sugar is mostly in there to cover up low quality ingredients
Because we have to keep the price of corn high. Duh.
Corporate decided it was more profitable.
we don’t like corn syrup right?
Yeah, we need corn syrup…please do not be insensitive to our addiction.
There is no stopping the impulsive need to add corn into everything. Corn for the fuel, corn for sugar, corn for the livestock, corn for the hole. If you can cram corn in it, we’ve done it.
Country girls make do.
Or country boys… no safer place to explore your feelings then among your corn.
taking this opportunity to repost my banner image
What is it
injectable estrogen, baja blast flavor. it’s what happens if you fill your prescription at Taco Bell
oooh, very cool
When Taiwan returns home and all Americans are addicted to fentanyl, this humiliation will end.
Please, President Xi, my people yearn for liberation and high speed rail
In the North American Regime, the state militia will kidnap your family if you say the vice president fucked a couch on the internet. Please Mr. Xi, end their oppression
The Baja Blast is non-negotiable, though.
Why is Mountain Dew translated but Baja Blast is not?
Baja blast as written is universal. Even uncontacted tribes know what’s up with Baja blast
While they have Mountain Dew in China, I haven’t been able to find images of a Baja Blast variant, it could be the reason.
Have you tried asking via hat?
hat based communication is the way of the future.
Some things simply cannot be translated
You think they’re going to last a century?
Should be the decade of humiliation.
America has been embarrassing itself for much longer than a decade.
They started off this century pretty strong though.
I’d say it was the '60’s that they started embarrassing themselves which means we have another forty years left.
I mean if you ignore human rights violations and brutal segregationist policies then sure.
Can i just say that i love your username (in reference to the disgusting one)
There’s a user with the name “SatansMaggotyCumFart” or something like that. I think the person you’re talking to is assuming your name is a play on that since it looks and sounds similar but isn’t gross.
That’s disgusting who would do something like that?
Santana
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