i’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?

a domain with spurious conclusions

why? the lines aren’t going to change.

nah just sign language

uh, i can count to a billion on my fingers.

also Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas Is You

no this is al tilly, the bum.

*bork

you get gassy

That seems long

I’d move to Albania and buy the property my teleport leads to. Then I can get home instantly.

you gotta drain all the blood out of a carcass before you eat it

that’s less than the ganis on a billion in investments

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CLOACA

i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.

your dress around the office is part of your conduct. like, there are jobs i’d fire someone wearing crocs or sandals or whatever (e.g. they are laboratory jobs, close toed shoes are safety equipment).

you, i like you.

that sounds kind of like reducing vehicle accidents by affixing a very sharp spike pointing at the driver’s heart to the steering wheel. it might work, but it’s not worth the risk. sometimes politicians have to do unpopular things. it’s like taking a potassium pill when your level is low. it helps, but damn if it isn’t unpleasant.

i please my self wherever my fucking self is

i got it, i just reject your reality and substitute my own. it’s pretty fun.