What kind of tea? I hope it’s a nice roasted oolong.

That’s cool and all, but I don’t see how that changes anything. Christian Satan is different from Jewish Satan.

Sure, but we’re talking about Satan within Christian mythology, not Judaism.

Well, not for you, but for somebody else reading this. I think people assume that because the movie happens first chronologically that they should see it first. (When it was actually created after the series as a prequel.)

You should read Revolt of the Angels.

Have you read the Bible? The only evil shit that Satan does is when he fucks up Job’s life, and that’s in collusion with God. Meanwhile, God is doing evil on almost every page of the Old Testament.

The reason we’re supposed to hate Satan is because he rebelled against God. Again, if you’ve read the Old Testament, you have dozens of good reasons to rebel against God.

This train of thought is what lead to the creation of Satanism as a literary movement in the 19th century and then as a religion in the late 20th century.

Shit. You shouldn’t watch the movie first, because it has major spoilers for the series in it.

Huh. Interesting. Do you know any WWII scholars who will back you up on this?

Oh shit yeah. Fuck all of that.

Then asking them to clean their dishes and having them argue with you…

My anus is bleeding!

I never have this problem, but I always install with pacman.

I found learning Linux much more fun, because I didn’t have to fight with the computer on every damned thing.

my time on this earth is finite (for now)

Let me know when you get that immortality hack working!

It’s more like having only one pair of shoes. There isn’t usually a compelling reason to change them frequently, so you only need one.

And then sell you the cure.

My favorite was the boss who told me that I just had to put myself out there. This after blaming me for not being at a meeting which no one had told me about. So, I guess if you’re being kept out of the loop on important work stuff, it’s your own fault because you have a bad attitude.

Speaking as a Satanist: we don’t believe in Heaven, Hell, or an afterlife, so we’re very much anti-apocalypse. This world is the only one we’ve got, so we don’t want it to end.

The only good that prayer can do is as a mindfulness exercise, and there aren’t any shortcuts for those.

So that’s what those are for? That’s like saying “I don’t need to go running. Look, I can just draw a stick figure in this book, flip the pages, and he runs for me!”

That thing would make me want to start praying if it’s very existence didn’t prove that there was no god.