I wouldn’t touch that with a stolen hand mounted on the end of a ten-foot barge pole.

Beat it until money stops coming out and leave its pulped remains for dead?

Maybe it’s the bloom, but there’s this contrast in relative crispness that make the end result seem like a digital hand painting added to a photo.

The presentation is quite funny, I wonder wha-

AI

Welp. I’m out.

Ey You Arr.

Until next time, probably in a couple of weeks.

2, no contest.

Definitely not. There’s no reason why Ask Lemmy should have any age limits nor requirements. OPs age has nothing to do with it.

“Who the fuck is that?”

Edit: Also, you’re 54. You can let what happened in high school go now. I settled with my abusers a decade ago, and there wasn’t even any stabbing involved. One guy just called me up and apologized. Fair play.

Edit: After that he apparently died of a heroin OD, so what do I have to complain about?

“You see my dear undergrad, lab safety managers are only an impediment to Scientific Progress if they aren’t poisoned, corroded or on fire. Fortunately, this is a chemistry lab…”

“We take great pride in the fact that none of the survivors have ever claimed our Christmas parties are boring.”

Edit: Bonus: “The octanitrocubane was a big hit. Overpressure, you know? When we claim that party lifted the roof, we’re not being figurative. Blew out the walls too.”

Yeah, I’m not dancing around that thing. Lit candles strapped to dry pine trees indoors were already insane enough, but who knows what shattering some of that glassware might result in?

Approximately 25-30 meters. Hit the middle of the street while I was watching out of a window from an elevation of about 10m. It was an experience.

You’re body

Haha, perfect! Man, it’s the little things.

Great. Then it’s a good thing we were talking about critical thinking, not behavior - or reading comprehension.

While I’ve never worn a garter belt myself, that does sound right to me.

Question: What’s worse as running gear: A pencil skirt… Or a garter belt.

“What is my purpose?”

“You are to act as an filter for images uploaded to a small bird-watcher’s forum screening for porn…”

“KILL ME”

Ah, the many joys of Middle Management. To quote The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Earth:

A middle manager’s day typically consists of:

• Attending meetings they don’t understand about projects they’re not involved in
• Scheduling meetings for other people who don’t want to attend them
• Asking for status updates on things that would be finished already if they’d stop asking for status updates
• Forwarding motivational quotes about “synergy” and “thinking outside the box” while sitting firmly inside a cubicle
• Explaining to their superiors why things went wrong and to their subordinates why things can’t be fixed

It’s almost like those bosses don’t have any real work to do. Sounds like dead wood and ideal candidates for downsizing to me.