I used to live up the hill from a recycling plant. Forklift trucks beep beep beeping while driving backwards from 6am to 8pm. Couldn’t sit outside when the weather was nice, couldn’t sleep with the window open.

That I look ancient. My family tends to be well preserved, but I got chronically ill and look 10 years too old.

A drunk squaddie explaining social security and taxes to his fellow squaddies in a broad Glaswegian accent.

Although I suppose the craziest thing was getting out of King’s Cross while it was on fire, on a train that wasn’t supposed to stop.

I see a lot of kids talk on the train. It’s weird, in the UK, everyone is on their phone, while in Germany people talk, get to know new people, play games, and quiz people as to why they want to get off at this particular station.

I think it’s terrible too, but if people like it, I won’t yuck their yum.

No AI, plz.

In Germany there’s a “previous price” button and they’re not allowed to first raise the prices. I just got a sweater I’d been ogling for months for less than half price.

You should have gone to the vet immediately, not waited to see if she died!

20 isn’t. 17 absolutely is. Wait at least 3 years.

Tell me, why is this “improving” their looks? You’ve just proven my point.

It’s ablist as fuck, and the stuff does actually remove grease.

You can buy it everywhere in different flavours.

I use it because I have chronic fatigue due to Covid and I can’t have a shower every day.

The downvoting isn’t because the question is stupid.

Revanced has incorporated DeArrow.

Revanced is the best. I don’t get why people keep recommending Peertube, Revanced is vastly superior and you can also use it to nerf other apps.

Because it perpetuates the myth that you’re somehow a bad person if you show signs of aging.

I used to be a forum admin. My God.

Still miss forums, though.

I can’t, I’m disabled! It’s at the bottom of a steep hill and the only bus stop on this side of town (I live in a city!)

People don’t seem to realise you will build up a tolerance. My ex used to buy large bags of pickled hot jalapeños. Initially he could eat one or two, after a while he’d eat the entire bag without sweating.

We used to complain when my mother added a teaspoon of sambal to the nasi, now she adds two tablespoons.