Samsies. Although, I have quoted this here and there.

I’m rocking a 4k ViewSonic display. Nothing smart about it.

Just don’t fall for the subscription service.

Count me in. Bottoms up!

He said surprised…

This is the way. My last place was so dry, I would get zapped touching the metal frame in my desk and reboot my PC. I installed a humidifier into the central heat, no more zaps!

Does he enter the room and say “Hi everybody”?

I don’t think that mattered my case. 90% of my day was running around on battery, which was pretty decent at one point.

My 8th gen XPS used to support S3 and one update they killed it off. It kept finding the damn thing cooking it self in my bag. Had to resort to hibernation.

After having a customer chew us out for something that wasn’t our fault he had us follow him to another room to discuss some more work. He borrows my tape measure and tries to measure something on the wall and the tape keeps falling over and flexing. It finally hits him in the face and hands it back to me and says “I’m not familiar with this type of tool”. I think he saw our faces turn red and eyes water up as we were trying SOOO hard not to laugh.

As a former IT guy you’ll get what you need when you need it by not being a pissy fart.

I prefer signal, all my tech friends do too. Everyone else I need telegram and even discord.

This was the exact video I was hoping it would be.

This is how I learned that Cuckold Simulator was a thing.

“Deltree C:\ . /Y” I think it was.

I don’t think I could be on a flight with this guy.

Kid’s gonna break his thumb

I saw them when they opened for Primus. Killer show.