I have no idea, but I’m better off that a lot of Americans. That knowledge makes me very sad— i don’t even make that much.

I can afford a one bedroom studio apartment on my own AND afford groceries. That is where I am at. That is better than most.

Fuuuuck…

They’re expensive but I’m lazy. These little cups of premade egg scrambles. It’s got potato, cheese, and bacon. Or turkey, egg, and potato. Then I add some chili garlic sauce.

If not that, sometimes a protein shake.

No. I grew up poor. I was a poor young adult. Now I’m okay, but now I’m concerned with possibly ending up poor again. It’s like a stone around my neck.

Got a passport though. I’d love to be able to just move to another country (I swear I will learn whatever language I gotta, do my best to integrate, and not be too “outspoken American” if that is heavily frowned upon).

Relax kiddos. They’re looking for bugs, not your bloated ass. Leave em alone for christ sakes…

Unless you live in Australia then I’m pretty sure they’re hunting you.

I get to be in sweats all day and look like holy hell. I can get up and wander the house on a whim. Drink coffee, snack.

I’m way more motivated to do actual work than if I was forced out of bed at an ungodly hour just so I can sit and traffic and go somewhere terrible for eight hours then do it all again the next day until I die…

Spaghettius

Mmm I sound delicious

I hate cranberry sauce but my god I must have some every thanksgiving or it feels incomplete. Ugly gross stuff… I need it though.

No. But I can’t post on reddit anymore since they banned me for updooting Luigi posts. So lame and anto-free speech.

I thought Disney said they were done with all these crappy unnecessary unasked-for live actions???

Loved that event. Was a lot of fun.

Too bad we can’t have that sort of fun in WoW anymore…

No, but it pisses me off as an indie author. I adore em-dashes. Not my fault stupid people who don’t read have never seen them before outside of their crappy AI.

Yes! Yes exactly! Bite my ass, I ain’t stopping. I love em dashes. Em dashes are life! I have five pubbed books and fuck it they’re full of em dashes!

Absolutely wonderful tool they are and I refuse to think otherwise. Don’t look at my books if you don’t like em.

Preznit Numbnuts will be sure to start closing wind farms then, forcing us all back into using coal so he can slurp up lobby $$

I have five published books, all without drm. Amazon better not put that shit ON my books. It’s not there for a reason; I want people to share.

As a longtime Warcraft fan, I’d like a movie about Arthas (the Lich King) and I want Fassbender to play him because no one plays a character like that as believably as he does.

Basically a good guy who eventually goes full evil yet you still want redemption for him. (Spoiler: he does not get one)

At least we will have better rich people to look at. The current oligarchy in the US looks like deep fried dog shit. Imbred looking ass…

I got banned for updooting Luigi stuff.

And I’ll fucking do it again!

Good movie. Worst part: Awkwafina is in it.

Not obscure but apparently a lot of people aren’t aware that sheep don’t have top teeth in front.

What’s sad is because the current “administration” is so fucking stupid, they’ll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"…