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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • The difference is that when I was in high school, a girl asked me to walk them home from a party, then took me up to her apartment and put this song on and we danced a bit; there was no mating, since oblivious me just went “haha that was fun, well, back to the party now”.

    I’m sure a wild ape would’ve smelled what’s going on…















  • Logitech G305

    Wireless, simple, cheap (30 euros or so) and runs for half a year or so on a single AA battery. I used all sorts of fancy gaming mice for a good while, but if Logitech keeps making these I’m more than happy to get new ones when the buttons give up, which they always do eventually no matter the price point.





  • I once shared a hospital room with two old geezers after surgery, and one of them had a visit from their grandson. The dude had Nazi tattoos all over his face, swastikas, SS lighting bolts, 88’s, the iron cross, the whole collection.

    When the Nazi loser left, the old guy complained to us others in the room: “Lovely kid that… Such a shame he cannot get a job. I cannot understand why! Such a decent boy, has a forklift drivers license and everything!”

    So yeah, in total that might have been the densest occurrence of idiocy I have ever witnessed.