Huh, that’s the opposite from my experience, and I torrent some obscure stuff.

Sad Apple

Got a message for it from Ned Ludd 🔨

Pingwin kurwa. Ja pierdole jakie bydlę!

Many non-US places (otherwise known as the rest of the world) have cheap wine, cheap food, and social benefits. Cigs though idk, you’d have to be insane to smoke in most developed countries because if the cancer doesn’t kill you, the prices will.

::: spoiler Sorry to be so snarky but it’s a lot funnier to put it that way. :::

Yeah, everyone knows it’s not funny unless you both tar and feather.

Gott strafe die VSA

I really rather like oatmeal raisin cookies.

Begone, Pittsburgher (more like Pittspeasant)

Huh, the more you know.

Lightning bug, eh? I smell a Pennsylvania native

Thanks for the inspo, I really ought to stop.

Yeah, it hasn’t bit me yet, but I know it will. Sometimes I feel like it’s the only way I can fall asleep, though :c

Strategic use of pillows to create an air gap.

C, but face-down.

So true, take edibles instead. Think of your lungs, people.

We are more of a divine being, because only humans do religion. Our tongue is more holy, because we created words for holiness. [|B-)

Didn’t say it was.

I would assume it’s moreso about their being fat, which fits in with the idea of making fun of someone who spends too much time online.

Not to say it isn’t also about beauty, nor am I commenting upon whether or not they’d get as many comments about their appearance were they men, for the record.

Hey, don’t assume how high someone’s bar is!