

I wish he would iron his shirt while hes wearing it


I wish he would iron his shirt while hes wearing it


Sounds like something a borg would say. Bitch. 👍


Stardew valley?


Trek, baby.
Its also hard when I giggle
I couldn’t really follow along with your logic maze, but I agree with you’re final point… which I think is,
Public transit is faster than birds.
Dont vibe bake. Baking is less forgiving.
Also why use a irl groomer when you could use an irl public figure since at least 1987, who is well known for his work in reading education? Never mind that he spent 7 years portraying one of the worlds best fictional engineers.


I tend not to upvote or downvote on shitpost, cause some make me chuckle and some I dont get in the least, all of which I think is what a shit post is.
But this I agree with, so upvote ? But this is shit post, it shouldnt be so … easily agreeable and understandable…
Anywhoots yea fuck shittit .
What the fuck are you talking about? Not agreeing on whats funny with someone does mean I don’t have a sense of humor.
And what imagined slights? I mentioned two inconveniences, not slights.
Edit, never mind the two inconveniences I mentioned, I thought you were responding to another comment I made in this thread. First part stands.
I gotta change that roller sooner, i gotta wait longer for the next order to come through. And maybe even other inconveniences I cant think of.
Now, someone else pointed out the sticker has a weed sticker on it, so maybe its not a food place, and Id expect weird shit like that at a pot shop I guess.
Also, I guess you and me have different senses of humor. (Nothing wrong with yours, just saying I wouldnt get any giggles outta this)
The ones I know? Ok they arent. But I have seen and interacted with plenty of gay senior citizens. Probably have over 15 years working a couple blocks over from my cities gayborhood. Even the ones who arent dressed to the nines have nice haircuts.
How is the hair gay? Most gay dudes I know have great cuts.
Not saying Id spit on their food, well ya I guess thats exactly what Im saying.
Ok I know I shouldnt have, but that did make me chuckle.


Gonna have to disagree, but yea that one is definitely a fan favorite.


Lol yea I got home from work just recently and wow, trump blew clinton is a headliner meme. So yea, amongst other things, my search history now includes “trump clinton blowjob”.
I didnt check the link someone else replied to you with, but from what I did see, trump blowing bubba, and putin having a pic, is part of the conversations going on in the recently released epstein files. As far as I know, its not confirmed. But hilarious.
And are of consenting age.


Best joke was always “O Ill prove it! Ill prove it like a theorem!”
That one aged just fine. Ross’ character, not so much.
It is I! The great bungholio!
No, im still young. Nevet mind i saw that movie, face off,in the theater