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I mean, FFS, does no one see the cum gutters on that guy? Christ.

And one of his BFFs was a hooker, let’s not forget. 🤪

Trump & Epstein come to mind…

ICE

Don’t forget the protein powder shake. Get that gut flora overloaded but be careful not to paint your shorts. Or do, I guess. Whatever you’re into. 😅🫣

There are droves of others in honor of the first one. Join the GFY legion of silly. 🤘🏼

Especially about the US from inside the house 😶

Yes

Heh. Ya take history far enough back, it’s all there ever was. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Bring your own.

Man

Heh. Illusion functioning as intended.

I feel that the key to that riddle is in the pronunciation of his name: “Cope-uh’luh”. He’s tokin’ his own pud, back to his very molars, so ecstatic at the bouquet… and just oblivious as to why no one else is. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hollywood, don’t ever change.

Precisely what I clicked through to comment. 🤌🏼

She is one of my favorite icons of dangerously sexy. Like, mantid tier, easily. 😶

This makes my geeky heart warm. 🖖🏼

Those two sentences are not mutually exclusive.

Yay, pseudoliteracy wins. Again. 🤢

How, exactly? You got some cure-all for the toxic intubation we’re all but born into? What’s the catch? How much are you charging? Why is it such a secret? Where’s the off switch to this endless bullshit?

Pointing at the monstrous conditions we all scramble to stay ahead of and calling it disgusting, horrific, unfair, etc. does nothing of value to any of us. This is a redundant spinning of wheels that’re already flying off their axles. What’s your prescient suggestion, o’ wise one?

Someone who was born when Return of the King was published is old enough to be my parent. 🤌🏼