Who cares, if the money flows in? Even if both dog and and girlfriend are lying about the words, the audience will eat it up and pay for the extra entertainment!

Diaper Donnie still wouldn’t get it.

Fear not, lovely people! Just like with shredding paper, changing the direction of the machine will push dad back upwards. Such a happy ending!

Ah that makes sense. It is true.

BO? Back Orifice?

Well … unless you like tight …

I am not going to say that’s a low bar, but it was a very tiny one.

That 10% thing was made up by someone in the dark 80s, and it just happened to spread afterwards. tbh I don’t think anyone ever counted gayness scientifically and I’m not sure if it’s even possible.

Musicals… probably not so much. But that odd little “dance” move where it looks like he’s entertaining 2 well endowed gentlemen…

What kind of polish?

The Warsaw dialect?

Wanna go on a DATE? How about ##### #######?

If you are technically capable, Anubis is an option.

And an ai slop trainer blocker, which is a fucking godsend.

• stares intently…

lemmy.filthyfilthy.one? oh wait

Makes you wonder, right? The designation “Bubba” is generally reserved for uhh specific activities.

oooh a Small Gods reference, nice

https://www.ft.com/content/fce77ba4-6231-4920-9e99-693a6c38e7d5 and of course Ed Zitron’s article mentioned in another comment.

Missed opportunity to do a goatse gape cube

Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).

Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?

I didn’t know the Steam machine came with furniture, that’s cool!