I poo at work

Oh, I’ve been cutting the visible mold off for years. Same applies to things like jam (jelly). Spoon out the mouldy bit, then crack on.

Should I be ded?

In yo ass

In our house we have Cedric the Civic, Minnie the Mini, and Pedro the Polo.

Why can’t they use genetic engineering to make a tree that can absorb like 100x more CO2 than any other tree? Like, are they even trying?

Moron here. “Huh?”

Delete this please

This, but for cotton wool.

Yup, they both got the cunt gene.

Bob Vylan are a two piece. Bobby Vylan and Bobbie Vylan are the members. Often referred to as the Bobs. They make music that references deep social injustice issues within the UK. Kind of a mix between punk and grime.

I don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

To be fair, crack is really more-ish