I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

TIL: Meshtastic - An open source, off-grid, decentralized, mesh network built to run on affordable, low-power devices.

What do we tell the god of heat?

Did you come up with your username while you were jumping in the pool? :)

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

COMEFROM is my go to function;

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as “relevant” as reddit used to be.

Thank you for being genuinely interested in the opinion of others and for explaining culture differences.

I… I think the mind trick is working on me. Which would imply that this actually is what I was looking for…

Which means not I, but Obi Wan was the degenerate pervert the whole time!

And as an unstoppable force of nature and chaos… you order some stuff online and get food delivered.

Behold! Our mundane god of meaningless is looking for ways to fill the void inside!

An API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like… wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!