I sure am turned on by those floppy drivers in your profile pic, big boy

What the heck is a head mate?

Which is the silliest question ever. Who wouldn’t want a girlfriend who eats dirt and can crawl down your urethra?

Viagra

Wait. Who was the actress? I agree with the sentiment of your statement, but it’s confusing how it applies here or who it’s even about

Yeah, more real to me. What I’m saying is that I want to party with Wayne Knight

Newman from Seinfeld. For no other reason than I think Wayne Knight is a really great character actor

*guns throttle* Tires and tube liquify, blast apart, rim rapidly grinds to nothing against the pavement, spokes rocket in all directions. Onlookers remark: “pretty cool way to go out…” And then give the 🤘 hand gesture

Heroin is such a cozy hobby. Especially on a rainy day

This came around way after the 90s

Why wouldn’t it?

I got a contact high just reading this comic

What is going on with that guy’s arms? It looks like one of them may have passed into a parallel dimension

Well put. I completely agree

Growing up in a white, blue collar (mostly Democrat) family, I’m ashamed to say that I’ve seen this bullshit first hand. Sometimes overtly. Even after marrying in to an upper middle class white collar (mostly Democrat) family, I’m ashamed to say that I’ve continued to see this bullshit first hand. It’s just more subtle now.

I can’t change people’s minds, but at least I won’t raise my kids this way. Absolutely not.

Devils advocate here. Any human can also hallucinate. Some of them even do it as a recreational activity

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I was in the top 1% for Beatles listeners a few years back. That was shocking, but it was a deep-dive I did over like 6 months, so I guess it makes sense. Still, given their popularity it really surprised me an made me question Spotify’s metrics

This is the first thing I’ve seen here that feels like it meets the OP’s ask. What a cool hobby!

I’m struggling hard to understand. It seems like the comic is trying to make a point, but it’s so unclear it’s hard to tell what it is.