Life is a special operation, friend.

If you’ve ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.

No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.

Y’know with the Wayback Machine, book scans and public science funding under threat in the USA this sadly isn’t too far off base

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

a mad king

Oh yes (satire) (a little) (I may be stupid)

So let’s say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument, you left your window open.

And while I’m at it, Tool - Legion Inoculant

Ministry - Khyber Pass

I want this as a patch to stitch onto my backpack or outdoor jacket

Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?

Depression. I’m on an extreme version of this. I used to be a big-time gamer, one of my favorite pastimes. But haven’t sat down to play anything for more than several minutes ever since the middle of last year, been through grief, a breakup, a stint of homelessness, a layoff, even more family drama, and losing basically all personal connections and ways with which I feel I can cope. So yeah depression can make you not want to do a thing another version of you enjoys doing.

The “it” and using the same pictures twice, one on top of the other, really makes this one

Dumbledore

Goddamn it, Joker

I have a tray of cookies for the post with the most pedantic, convoluted, chopped-to-shit neo-bro-loshophies or metaphors, that provides the most comedic effect. (Edit) Bonus points if it contains the trolley problem or some variation therein

When they tossed the corpse of Osama Bin Laden into the sea, it wasn’t just because no country’s soil would take him, but to respect his religion, where in Islam cremation is considered a desecration. So they showed him the respect of a burial at sea, even though he was our enemy.

“Patrick, are you ok!?” “FINLAND!!!”

I actually think it’s a mountain lion ;)