Why is no one talking about Star Trek tits

A second plane has hit the topology

TIL triceratops are just prehistoric dogs

Sometimes I’ll have a joke related to the topic and am waiting to deliver it. Then the topic changes and it doesn’t work anymore. Only I know how good the joke was, and I carry that to my grave

And with more efficient water usage than washing by hand! Or so I’ve heard

Golden by HUNTR/X?

It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad

Maldives bad

Seychelles bad

Bahrain bad

Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)

Try fresh-squeezed instead of concentrate

The turtles are not safe from Python

It is too much work. The problem is the system, not you. I know that’s not a helpful answer 😓

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

The scripts were a mystery to scholars until they were decoded in 1998, coincidentally the same year the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/