Fishbone

Youtube link to the song for anyone that wants to listen.

Poor Man’s Poison - Feed the Machine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlnVP2_dIb4

Honestly, just go the full 9 lives and become a cat.

Protect family.

Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.

Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn’t been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!

Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don’t come after me, Big Aluminum.

And that’s definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP’s image.

Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!

I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.

What’s so hard to comprehend? 4 inches to a hand, 3 hands to a foot, and 5280 feet to a mile. It’s a straightforward pattern!

(I hope it’s not needed, but this is definitely sarcasm)

“Hand forged in the deepest basement, this keyboard has ultimate compatibility! Every key from every language, at my fingertips! 38 usb cables with the raw power to transcend operating systems and control multiple computers simultaneously… Oh ho ho, but that’s not even the true power of this keyboard. See these skulls? These are all that remains of the former owners… Lost souls, desperate for minimal latency, all lost their minds, and lives, by using the forbidden Synaptic Link. The one I will use to defeat you!”

And then he plugs a cable into his brain or some shit and they play a round of starcraft. Feel like I started in a corner and wrote myself into a different corner.

Is this multiple choice or just a suggested series of steps?

B and then E just to keep everyone confused.

too bad unix time only has 14 years of life left in it.

Edit: this only applies to 32 bit Unix time. The 64 bit lifespan is a little longer, at 584 billion years. Whoops lol.

Useless RGB is overrated. I color coded my keyboard and it’s unbelievably helpful, especially for altered keys (ie: media keys/macro keys).

Love it, the colder the better. Worst case scenario, the cat ears will be plenty enough to keep me warm.

Is doing the dishes a requirement or can I just come over in cat ears and a maid outfit?

He loves haurticulture.

Du*

Nah, AU stands for alternate universe, I learned that when someone once threatened my life with Splatoon characters.

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!

Oh wait wrong song.

How do I know if something is Nuttable?

What kind of musicals do you like? I don’t generally care for musicals as much as other play formats, but I got to see some real fun ones when I was a backstage tech at a theatre.

The Wiz is absolutely amazing though.

What model, and could I get your opinion/recommendation on them? I’ve had a pair of “JBL Tune 760NC” headphones for a few months now and they’re okay, but the noise cancelling isn’t nearly as good as I’d hoped.