Not all heroes wear capes
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I’m loving these parodies
caboose2006@lemm.eeto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•how do i explain “it’s raining” to my boyfriend?English
31·6 months agoTell him to work on the context. Where does it usually rain (outside)?If it were raining 100 miles away would I mention it to you? What usually makes rain? when we use “it” in this context in English we mean the most likely thing “it” could be (and usually that’s like a 90%+ likelihood). If it were raining in the bedroom, that would require a qualifier, like I had to include.
So the sentence “It is raining”. Means “It is raining outside in my current location.” If I say “It is loud”. Means “The volume of the ambient noise where I am located is loud”. If I mean it is raining on the plains in Spain I wouldn’t say "It’s raining " I would probably say “The rains in Spain fall mainly on the plains.”
caboose2006@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole bossEnglish
1·6 months agodeleted by creator
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
Why does everyone think “ancestors” means medieval? The people I never met in the 1800s are ancestors too. So “Um ahkchually” right back at ya
So the people of the 1800s aren’t my ancestors?
Our ancestors worked 16 hours a day 6 days a week. Maybe we should go back to that just to be fair. My grandparents didn’t have the polio vaccine better stop that too.
In Washington state potatoes cannons were legal as long as you classified them a “line throwing device”. I.e. something to throw a rope from ship to ship if you like lose an engine or something. So when you go to the lake to play bring a rope and a nail to stick the rope in the potato if the cops come and ask questions.
On this day hundreds of high school kids will get this question correct after seeing this meme. You have done good in this world OP.
I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.
caboose2006@lemm.eeto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•are you permanently banned off reddit? or do you just like lemmy more?English
3·8 months agoI came here when they made the API changes. I made the right choice. Rn Lemmy doesn’t offer the variety and volume of content that Reddit did, but fuck those guys.
If you have to say you’re a badass, guess what…
Aviation and photography!
I know a little about somethings and a lot about like 2 things!
It’s them upgrading the graphics card to our simulation.
It’s okay Butt Love. You’ll get’em next time.
You see ladies, mansplaining is a portmanteau of the words man, and explaining. Meaning a man explaining something… Actually let me back up. A portmanteau is a blending of two words in both sound and meaning.
So mansplaining… /S
caboose2006@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What Did William Burrito Mean by This?English
37·10 months agoNo lie detected

Mega pregnant
Just saw the loss reference. It’s worse than getting Rick Rolled