

My hypothesis is that the first Final Fantasy you play will forever be your favorite


My hypothesis is that the first Final Fantasy you play will forever be your favorite
One thing I love about the Nintendo Switch, you can suspend any game at any time (except online multiplayer ofc) with a single button press


They contain cholesterol but there’s practically no link between dietary cholesterol and blood cholesterol


What an absolute cunt
Beetlemoses is so fucking hilarious, I’m loling every time
Panius Cakius
You ate a German?


The OG is https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Hidetoshi_Hasagawa, but the reference in Cyberpunk 2077 you’re talking about really cracked me up


In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


An envelope with cash!


Yeah, all the best survival guides start with “find the nearest tree and punch it a couple of times”


The earliest known use of the noun ask is in the Old English period (pre-1150).


Why isn’t the emperor wearing an Emperor shirt?


So like this?



I got stuck in the first dungeon, because one room required pushing two blocks together but I didn’t even think any of these blocks could be pushed at all!
Bought the official guide book a bit later


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Getting 99 salary increases does feel unrealistic though
I don’t think the LLM spouting nonsense responses part actively contributes to collecting and learning about user data much. Regular search queries and other behaviors (click tracking etc) already do this well enough and have most likely been using loads of machine learning for many years now
beetlemoses is a genius
I’d downvote this comment because it’s not a guilty pleasure at all, but I’ll upvote it instead because Link’s Awakening is a beautiful game, and I had it as a kid too :)