“Further details will be made available when we’ve worked out how the AI screwed us this time”
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-RJ-@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issuesEnglish
39·13 days ago“Further details will be made available when we’ve worked out how the AI screwed us this time”
Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?
But I thought the country was in the best place its ever been!
-RJ-@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequencesEnglish
6·18 days agoThey’re talking about sex 😉
I nearly dropped my phone you a-hole 🤪
-RJ-@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I would like to meet him, he's probably nice English
5·28 days agoOur goddaughter I’d called Lucie, its really hard to find anything with her name on
Most people not in the US. We just call it ‘driving’
-RJ-@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•ICarly "IKiss" episode was an allegory about being a virginEnglish
12·1 month agoYou need better ‘friends’, beacuse no-one cares if you’ve had sex or not.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Don't fix the problem just change the parametersEnglish
42·1 month agoIts becoming a reality though. I work in a school (primary and secondary) and the exams officer is putting digital clocks only in the exam rooms for that reason.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•A single DNS race condition brought AWS to its kneesEnglish
291·1 month agoSpotted the Network guy
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Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.English
42·1 month agoMan who can’t buld fully self driving cars wants to build a f@*king robot army? I’ll pass. How about give him NO money so he can’t afford to build them in the first place.
Just tell them “The Cloud is down”
Who wants to bet Amazon gave AI full access to their prod config and it screwed it up.
-RJ-@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Flashbacks scenes in Movies/TV should be depicted as being more blurry than present scenes, since most people can't actually remember a past event that accurately.English
3·2 months agoAlso they’re generally in the 3rd person which makes no sense
That’s up there with: "You cannot use this password, it’s already in use by … "
-RJ-@lemmy.worldto
movies@piefed.social•Which movie was it for you? (where the actions of the bad guys were actually relatable?)English
25·2 months agoI still maintain that Jurassic Park is a lesson on why you need to treat your IT people nicely. Hammond is even worse to Nedry in the book.
Not taking Tylenol or not being vaccinated appears to cause stupid.
America Fest??? What they heck??



Anyone who works in IT supposedly knows and cares which laptop someone should get. I have no idea. Get a Thinkpad off eBay and install Linux like I do doesn’t seem to fly.