This is a weird loredump from Armored Core.

TwoNotes

Why is no one talking about this??? Ostriches in the sand…

Or the crime

Ctrl to wake the screen, system set to never sleep. Stupid Plex running on Windows addiction.

Yeah this feels like a headline written by a Marvel exec’s assistant.

Not going

Frickin’ laser beams!

This slaps

I guess that makes sense, if there is no night crew then I suppose day crew would just put out the fires next day?

How old is the joke about crying in the shower before work? Was it a more popular thing to do then than now? Do we have more to cry about now, but cry less often because we’re numb? What about people with bathtubs but no showers? Why am I crying? Why is Jamie crying?