I used to wonder who my dad was talking to out in the garage on the landline he had our there. Seemed to always make his way out there when mom was working or running errands.

Hey dad, why do you have a word document hidden on the computer that lists things like “house” and “tools” with amount of money beside them?

Record scratch

Yep. That’s me. My whole life is about to get turned upside down - I just don’t know it yet…

I did too! Nice take on ‘the horrors persist’ style memes

Am I the only one having an aneurysm trying to read this meme text? I haven’t had coffee yet so I could just be firing on 1.75 cylinders

Ketchup flinging room?

Thanks, I found a really good trove of memes and had to share them with my frens :)

Bus on left hand side of screen sealed the deal, but it was a concerted effort of fuckery

Less absolutist in laying out the argument. He comes off as ‘once again I’m proven right’ which isn’t a great way to get a point across.

I get the frustration, certainly, but it just shuts down discussion rather than fostering it

I don’t see how my comment is defensive, but I get tired of reading the same response even when it’s a half decent meme. In this case the censorship is pretty marginal.

Weird hill for people die on, but at least they’re dead I guess.

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Your argument is valid, but your approach is wrong.

‘entry’ level alright

Just once, I would like to post a meme and people see the content not the needless censorship that the original OP used so that it doesn’t get flagged by heavy handed AI on other sites.

First of all, rude.

Second, how dare you.

Thirdly, just because you’re right doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole about it.

I know this, and you know this. Shh. Don’t ruin the meme

I’m irrationality angry about the term ‘bottom soil’ and that it’s below granite

Lol, you’re describing married life.

With other commitments, kids, etc there is zero spontaneity. Often planned sex falls through because someone is tired or something comes up.

If anything you’re ahead of the curve lol.