That’s not the batcave

Apparently swimming is close enough. He swam the Caspian since that was easier than dealing with Iran

Rip off. Cheaper to buy a regular couch and debone it yourself

Tleilaxu

I assume you’re trolling but A) you either know nothing about Rommel, or don’t know what ardent means, and B) you figure a country losing a war means every general they had was a bad general?

I lied about liking her and then ghosted her.

You clearly already know you’re an asshole

Duolingo

I’m so jealous of these cats

I remember when Mr Grim announced on Reddit that he was creating Imgur to replace all the shit image hosting sites. And now here we are

I’ve taken this for granted since the beginning… It seems incredibly suspect that such a powerful intelligence apparatus could not have known about such a wide spread attack.

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Did he choose the thug life, or did it choose him?

Internet memes

YOLO

I’m not trying to say you’re completely off base here, but that $4.9 trillion would drop pretty significantly under a universal health care system

Cocaine

Maybe if you used your benefits you’d live long enough to retire

That was a well written article

Or the whole thing is made up because it’s the internet.

Colombia