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You use a fresh towel every day?

Yes, of course. And I am deeply suspicious of anyone who doesn’t sing silly little songs to their pets.

Fucking right

Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

That’s awesome. I can’t think of any car built in the last 20 years that you could expect anywhere near that kind of longevity. Even ‘premium’ German brands. I had a BMW that started falling to bits after 100k and my SO had an Audi from brand new that was riddled with problems for the 3 years she had to endure it.

1.5 million???

That’s just French cars

So, his actual name is Louie. In no particular order, he also goes by:

Louie

Lewis

Douglas Luis

Doug

Duggie

Duggie boy

Doog

Dooglarse

Dougie Howser MD

King Louie the XIV

Lewis Hamilton (but said in a French accent for some reason)

Handsome boy

Chuuchi boy

10°C = freezing? Oh, my sweet summer child.

Fuck that character

Snooker is so ridiculously difficult. If I knock in a 9 break (red, black, red) I am so proud of myself. And yet I have played against guys who will knock in a 60 or 70 like it’s nothing.

A gas hob is so much better than an electric hob.

Being a cunt

No we didnt

For a shitpost?

Same. I have had to buy a Tile device so I can buzz my keys from my phone. Game changer.

You eat it with your mouth, someone else will be along to tell you how to cook it

No-one in the UK goes to a restaurant for breakfast

I’m a Brit. I was in Italy recently, and oh my fucking god, American girls are so fucking annoying. I’m sure they are as sincere as anyone, but the many conversations I overheard sounded so basic and vacuous.

It got to a point where I was convinced the same group of early 20-somethings were going to all the same places that we were.