My degree is in mathematics. Look, I could get in a lot of trouble for talking about this, but they’ve been lying to you

I’m not supply. I’m demand

And people wonder why there is a top shortage

But also… … …do they?

Subreleases about to crazy

It’s okay to keep up with the times. Don’t beat yourself up too much. You are doing things to make your life easier. It’s okay to do something just cause it feels good. Life is hard, do your best to make it easier

Eating string can be fatal for cats. Our cat has a giant scar from one when she blew up like a balloon after eating string and it getting tangled

Fuck the police. Fuck AI. Fuck any combo of them

There are 0 situations where you want to see this in the wild

It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

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I hope we are in a dress. It would explain… everything but also give us hope of escaping this one

Some days, time makes sense. I do not know what kind of day today is

The bird or the trampoline?

I beleive it was just an Instagram post. Not from a porn or anything

Jokes on you, I just keep tab groups on my phone. Only 3 groups of 500 tabs are hanging out and it’s it’s own overwhelming problem…

They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

Hilda

It’s on Netflix and I cannot express enough how much I adore this show

I don’t want my mom to be able to turn her computer into a paperweight…