Always copy the neighbors.

I don’t think snails come out in numbers during the day. I could be wrong.

My collecting of disc golf disc is the hobby, not playing disc golf!

Oh shit, it’s early voting in Texas

If it comes with a Pornhub subscription, I would be for it. “No honey, it’s a VPN subscription”.

I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs

She better click those tongs twice before using them. I know she will, but it needed to be said

Large Pony?

Shouldn’t the evil ones have beards?

My wife calls them “noods”(nudes). “Can you grab the pool noods? We’re having sketti tonight.”

Bender, is that you?

Based on this logic, I could create a biological weapon.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama…wait. There’s a bean song?

Well now I’m confused. The second link was to an HDMI connector. My wife says she only does DP. Do I need an HDMI to DP adapter?

Could someone post the STL file?

A victory is a victory.

We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

How to end any argument. Well I got suspended for 3 days for singing old McDonald. Fucking legend.

Arschgeweih. The word is Ass antlers in German. Tmyk

I’m a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶