Iamsqueegee

…and it was wrong.

I’ve not watched this yet, but that is terrifying.

Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

Trump never paid to have a garbanzo on his chest.

I am both amazed and disappointed it’s taken this long for me to learn how to sing AC/DC. It was Marge all along.

AC/DC and CCR come to mind. Doesn’t bother me though. It’s the audio equivalent to eating a bag of Doritos. The flavor doesn’t change, but every now and then there’s one with a little more powder on it.

It’s been proven with cat’s meows. Distinct among various regions. And, they’re based on how human babies cry in those regions IIRC.

That is exactly the donut bat’s POV.

Looking forward to the Rockwell shuffle.

Nobody expects the Feline Inquisition!

Simulated intellect. The same way that big, fake boobs sell products to a particular demographic, so do fake, big brains appeal to another.

Ba dum-dum, tissss

Vegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.

See Golgafrincham

See Golgafrincham

Well. Fuck.

That’s a bingo!

Read it… dryly.

The Call of the Wild

Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.