Anal Intelligence!

FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf’er face. Unfortunately it’s terminal with no known cure.

Stoopid intelligence.

Damn I forgot all about this guy.

Feathery?

Calling someone/something a Turkey is a colloquial insult.

Very interesting Wikipedia page. Thanks for sharing.

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Some years ago I lived next to a weird subdivision neighborhood, with the looping streets and what not. Not a gated community, but there was only one road in and out. One day a tree fell across that road and everybody that lived there was stuck most of the day.

Sometimes people know the name of what street they’re on from memory.

I really struggle to understand the purpose of gated communities. As a workmen type dude who has regularly had to go into these places, every time I’m stuck at a gate calling someone to open up, without fail someone else waiting behind me will buzz me in no questions asked. Also usually nothing stopping you from walking around the gate, sure you can’t bring a car in, but other than that nothing stopping you.

You sleep in the shower?

You better keep that shit wet.

Big ass cartoon drumsticks always look incredible as well.

Piss baby.

Me first!

As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

MEAT 13

MEAT 23

Read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.