Not a single thing

I’m enthusiastic about fisting

The skin remains intact, because it’s pretty tough

It fills with poo on its way through

They’re a little poopy surprise for anyone brave enough to bite into one

Break

Not a shitpost

Only because they aren’t yet able to wear their white hoods publicly

Yet…

Not at all

Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They’re not shitposting at all. They’re people posting on a popular community for fake internet points

This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it

Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they’re stupid

I suspect a bit of both

People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all

It’s kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it’s a shitposting community

Your brain is there to keep you alive

It isn’t there to make you happy

Life isn’t fair, it never was, and it never will be

Just make the most of things, because it’s all we have

I disagree with you

What’s difficult to understand?

When bad people die, the world a better place for it

The world would be a better place if he’d been “Kirked” many decades ago

Crank that hawg until ya bleed, then once more for luck

So…

You loved it…?

Well, yeah

Safety first!

It just seemed appropriate to choose nsfw given that I post depraved filth that I create

It is

I was joking (I’m not a heroin user), but it’s a side effect all right

Oh, I have some fisting stuff too

Heroin too

So I’ve heard…