Why? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.

In my mind Grizzly Bears sound like Maggie Smith.

If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?

Your parents are siblings, right?

Fill up milk jugs with water

May? Trump said he’s giving his son the CEO job.

Can you install your own package manager? Are there established quality ones?

Thanks for this btw

Dude, we don’t know what you just said. Lol

Yeah, but not because of this thread. Plenty of other reasons.

Did you just “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” me?

I envy the folks here who can lay their morals out on the table without having to sacrifice a roof or food on the table. Must be nice.

I would murder everyone if it weren’t for those pesky laws!

Coming this Christmas: Skyrim Re-re-re-re-release HD Remodeled Refinished Redone Redux Remastered Anniversary Birthday Re-release.

Personally, I find videos about the end of the universe very humbling and comforting.

You didn’t even watch this video.

🚨 🚨 PURITY TEST INCOMING! 🚨 🚨

Wallet, phone, keys.

Keys suck ass though. I can get in through my garage or keypad on the front door. I’ve got a key hidden in case the power is out. However, I have to carry these giant blocks that let me start my truck or SUV. I hate them. I HATE carrying a giant block in my pocket. I wish I could just have an old style key to start my truck.

This guy EDCs. And masturbates a lot apparently.

I didn’t even hear about this one