

Hey, might not have a rat in this race, but I’m gonna wait for a bit, ever since DOOM.


Hey, might not have a rat in this race, but I’m gonna wait for a bit, ever since DOOM.


Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.
Me and the Hulk at 2am, looking for BEANS
This hurt a bit, surprisingly. Just a bit though.


Well, I guess that means my body voted red (the leopardsysosomes are eating their faces now).
But, you know, he not only discovered that it doesn’t move if you don’t move it, but that even if you do try to move it, it will resist your attempt to do so (which really like broke my brain when I first learned it, and still kinda do even now).


Oh don’t worry, I make sure to throw it only after I say hi to the mold.


Bread, dear lord the bread.
I always need it the day after I throw it, which was already a few days past the expiry date in the fridge.
Avoid them both.
Wasn’t there some sort of concept tech for an airport, where cameras detect and recognize you, and then ensures that any screen that you can see will have the list that has your flight on it? Moreover, the thing about this tech is that the same screen can show different lists simultaneously for different people, simply based on their position and the angle at which they view the screen, if I remember correctly.
Now imagine that for public advertisements.
I’m sure that there are those who haven’t taken a sip of water, but still die.
Your wish is granted. The genie castrates you.


The only flaw in his plan…
I tried so hard
to read this without the tune
but in the end
I couldn’t stop myself
Santa?
my friend there are only 2 rows
Hmm, a Tasmanian Devil looks like someone crossed a bear and a rat.


My dumass thinking it was missing an extra O
woah, bats do kinda look like rats with wings