Bitchslut is going to be my new catchphrase

“Aw bitchslut, I just missed the bus!”

“Bitchslut, Scoob, I’m glad that he’s frozen in there and we’re out here”

You’ll love myhouse.wad lawnmower% speedruns

Sheep dog ‘n’ wolf is a PS1 stealth game based on Ralph the wolf, Wile E Coyote’s cousin. And guess what!

If chess is part of the olympics then videogames should be too

I don’t know, I grew up in the 00s and I remember that the music on the radio was 90% pure unadulterated ass. But then the bad songs get forgotten and the best ones earn their place in history. I believe the same thing happens to all trends and technology. While it’s always great to give old stuff a new life I believe we’ll look back on these days in twenty years and start collecting technology from this decade too. What will it be? No one knows.

I’m betting on petrified poop

Reminds me of an old joke

Hi, is this the psychic?

Yes, who is it?

Great start…

Hell yeah

Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability

Fight individual*

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

Trains being sold out days before is not a good sign, it means people are missing their appointments

[muffled sounds of gorilla sex]

We had a fireplace at my parents’ house, we used to burn grease and used oil all the time, until we had our first maintenance. Let’s say the chimney sweep wasn’t amused

That AC transformer won’t do anything, it has the same number of windings on both s-I get it now

I don’t think it’s required actually, you just download the APK, patch it and then install it. I haven’t degoogled (yet) but there should be a patch that makes it independent from Google Play Services

I’ve been using reVanced lately. It is a YouTube patcher, not a standalone application, but it’s good enough for me https://github.com/ReVanced/revanced-manager/

It’s more international that I thought

Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate’s door while they sleep