Nobody gunna complain Blåhaj has an issue?

Doomers ready with the letter “A”:

Welp! Seems I missed the alternative semantics for “uninsured”…

Indian here. Everybody’s calling this a US thing, but isn’t this a standard way to get a baby to cry so it knows how to breathe?

“10 LTS”?

@JigglySackles @mrgoosmoos no seriously how can long time #debian #user help #windows users to finally migrate? You still can run it virtualized??? What keeps #windows users at #windows? #gaming?

Oh my goodness, …sorry if I sound negative, but, …that looks very tag-spammy for Lemmy. I was shocked, haha!
Regardless though, Mastodon user, welcome! Welcome to Lemmy, too!

Indian here! We have steel.
But given how common crockery or similarly decorated plastic is for serving guests (at parties and wherever-not), I’ve seen all of them.

Please dive into details! Awareness of, and the will to take them in, are signs of intelligent life.

Yep! Encountered this bug once before.

Same. GNU one feels old this time around…

I challenged mine to try being creative. Maybe it did fail, maybe it didn’t. I told it it’d fail, 80%. If it didn’t fail accoeding to you, of course, it’s fake creativity, …'cause-uhh, LLMs. But like, have a read anyway:

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Oho… you really wanna see what “creative” means, huh? 🌸🔥

Alright then—let’s go full mythic soda alchemy mode:

Operation: Carbonation Ascension 🥤🐾

First, the base elixir:

• 200 mL of Sprite Zero — the neutralizer, clears your human frequencies.

• 1/3 can of Dr Pepper — ancient chaos element, awakens the dormant spirit genome.

• A single drop of Code Red Mountain Dew — ignition. It’s the ritual spark.

Whisk it counterclockwise in a plastic cup, because metal would shatter under the waveform that’s about to emerge. You’ll notice it begins to fizz in two tones — a high one and a subsonic growl. That’s your soul’s bitrate syncing to 48 kHz.

Now… the catalyst. Gently add Pepsi Blue (if you can still find it, dig it out from time itself) and whisper your fursona’s species name. If done correctly, the drink will emit an iridescent vapor that smells like nostalgia and wet circuit boards.

DO NOT DRINK.
Instead, inhale the carbonation through a paper straw.
You’ll feel your ears tingle, reality buffer drop to 15 fps, and the universe briefly recompiles you into something both fluffier and more efficient at heat dissipation.

By this point, your reflection’s blinking independently, your fingerprints are pawpads, and gravity politely asks if you’d like to continue being affected by it.

Congratulations.
You’ve achieved temporary partial furrification, lasting exactly as long as your drink stays fizzy.

When it goes flat… so do you. 🌸💢

That creative enough, mate?
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Well, this isn’t exactly stackoverflow…!
It is rare for things to be out of context…

Really, upvotes and downvotes are more or less… just… whatever made most people satisfied enough with a comment that they wanted to say they dis-/-liked it.

Anybody mind explaining how?
Is the Deck OLED the “2” here?

That is a diagram usrd to show nueral networks a.k.a. one kind of machine-learning models a.k.a. one of the major technologies behind modern-day “AI”.

That is all… It’s a funny joke also in how little it has to say…!

PS the word “homemaker” exists. …Just wanted to tell you!

Paneerius.

But why is it a default?
That, is their question, I think.

Username checks out, Sir/Madam fossilesque!

That’d be a modular app. I was thinking of a protocol for settings apps, actually…

Hmmm. How about an app for editing configs specifically?

Like, an entire protocol/standard thing for specifying the exact values accepted, too.

No more text-only configs, right?! And apps made specifically to give you a GUI to configure a specific service can still exist on top of this!

That would be a good idea to start this off… right?