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Cake day: June 19th, 2023

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  • I very much enjoy the friendship and company of hobby climbers. Professional climbers are, in my experience, 10% incredible and kind people with amazing life stories, 90% self aggrandising spoiled narcissists who think they’re invincible, but should instead be dead without the support of dozens of people in their lives, who have never received proper credit or even an honest humble thanks.

    Most people who go to do climbs like Annapurna and Everest are already a negative in my book.



  • Marine Biologist: You can’t kill a 13 year old girl, no one actually becomes a marine biologist, they just all want to.

    Sociologist: Trick them into going to a psychology convention, the crowd will do the work for you.

    Psychologist: See above, reverse it. Might be harder to trick, tell them someone in there said they’re just an anthropologist who’s bad at math.

    Anthropologist: Take away their teaching license, can no longer feed themselves because no one else is hiring them.