The Assman

How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do

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A fucking DORK?

Damn, he never learned how to have sex :(

For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

You might have to just skip this 2 minute playstation commercial

Ass Hill, you say 👀

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

There’s something about a bunch of dudes getting ready to kill a bunch of other dudes that just speaks to the soul

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

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He let them add a gang of middle class scooter enthusiasts to a show about the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

They can charge more for it if it’s “above and beyond”.

M,ILF

No thanks. 20 year old movies don’t need sequels.