No

The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

Isn’t “Arbeitsnehmer” one who takes labor? I would think the worker gives his or her labor, and the industrialist takes it.

… and other fairy tales

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

I’m at 17, no lie.

What if we plugged the holes with the corpses of the workers we had to sacrifice to achieve a hole-free hull?

I agree with your friend, I’ve been in the same job. But I also return my cart.

“Documentation”

Spoken like someone who never came close to SAP

Por que no les dos?

WHERE IS IT

Way back around 2010 or so, when Siri was still new, it was really bad and I found myself regularly cussing her out. I thought that might be bad to always associate these things with a woman, so I switched it to a male voice, intending to toggle back and forth every so often. I’ve yet to switch back.

Xeet. Pronounced like you think it is.

Someone might be going in for an annual checkup, so you can’t just assume that something is wrong.

Ask them for their social security number, mother’s maiden name, favorite pet, favorite teacher, high school mascot. It should start to dawn on them

How about… an undisclosed character limit? We’ll just keep telling you your password is invalid until you figure out the max length.

While the story is true, it’s not the origin of the terms “bug” and “debugging.” Those terms were already in use in Edison’s time.

Sounds kinda racist, honestly