I remember once I was browsing on a NSFW subreddit where women would surprise pizza delivery guys with nudity and some posters would even invite them in for a BJ, sure some of the posts could have been scripted but it got me wondering about silly porn plot tropes, mostly people in power using sex for benefits.
I’m not talking about harassment, I’m talking about scenarios were both parties consent and agree and are in to it
Like imagine there’s a chance someone banged a MILF in the middle of nowhere North Dakota because he fixed her door or something, fuck knows.
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The one where the husband cheats with his wife’s friend
I’m sure a sex worker has stolen a lemon at some point.
Fucking lemon stealing whore.
I bet they even threw a party!
Lemon parties are always sexy
Fuck boss/secretary.
Speaking from experience, the pizza delivery thing is weirdly plausible. I was propositioned twice while delivering Pizza, once by a very drunk lady who really wanted someone to take her to a particular club (about twenty minutes away) the other time by a guy who really wasn’t my type, but apparently I was REALLY his. I politely declined on both occasions as besides the relative sobriety levels being a dealbreaker my girlfriend wouldn’t have appreciated me taking up the first offer and I wouldn’t have appreciated the second.
Plus another driver I worked with got invited in for some hanky panky at a remote house. The scantily clad woman rubbed up against him and stripped his clothes off, while her partner in crime stole all the cash he had on him. They then followed up by snapping a Polaroid and threatening to send it to the store if he told anyone. Obviously he didn’t let that stop him and they never sent I’m the photo. Early stages of Meth abuse seem like fun.
That all sounds so sexy. I can practically hear the porn music in the background.
Oh yeah, which one gets you going?
The substance affected bleach blonde answering the door in a towel then trying to entice the guy a couple of years younger than her with some transactional sex?
Chunky “straight” bear trying to get some strange off the straight & unimaginative delivery driver while his wife is out of the house?
Or the attempted blackmail after sexual misadventure with a meth-head?
I mean I can see all of those scenarios cropping up in different porn films, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here.
The pizza delivery one has gotta be the most likely to ever happen IRL. I’ve had at least 3 experiences similar (was an installation tech for an ISP) just from a single job.
Or possibly the one I’ve only seen in gay porn where the two dudes just happen to realize how sexy they are in the gym locker room.
Well, I know someone that ended up banging their stepdaughter, though both were fully adult when they met. Both were women as well.
I also know two people that banged their step siblings. Well, I guess I technically know (or knew, anyway) 4 people since I did like their step siblings. In both cases, it was hetero sex, but one of the two couples were in love and ended up married. The other couple, it was a “fun” thing, nor a serious one and they only did it a few times.
The pair that got married met in their late teens and didn’t do anything sexual until they moved out. Or, that’s what they said.
The other pair were in their thirties when their parents married and didn’t meet until the wedding. Someone supposedly cracked a joke that they’d end up married now, which did not come true, but it set the idea in both their heads (again, supposedly).
I suppose the tropes of the plumber/repairman thing has to happen at least occasionally in a world of billions. Plus, I kinda got into roughly equivalent situations a few times qhen doing home health work, though it wasn’t the same as the tropes, just people taking an interest and me having to make a difficult decision regarding sex with the family of a patient, and it was essentially a hell no every time.
But, if that can happen to my sasquatch looking ass, it could happen to anyone, and without the professional boundaries in place, there’s no reason it couldn’t lead to sex.
I started fucking my mom’s boyfriend’s daughter when we all lived together while I was in high school.
Not quite a step-sister, but close.
I was also a pizza delivery guy for a few years. Never got “the offer” from a customer.
One answered the door scantily dressed once and invited me back after my shift got out, but when I went back all the lights were off. Pretty sure that one was just a prank.
Tell us more about your not-quite-step-sister. How did it start? How long did it continue? What was your age gap? Did you ever get caught/did your parents know or suspect? Did your friends know? Were there feelings or was it just FWB for both of you? How did it end?
We were the same age, started just by us hanging out at home all the time.
Lasted a little over a year until I got booted from high school and moved back east with my father.
No idea if my mom/her dad knew or suspected. They were both pretty solid drunks.
My friends knew, I was a scumbag skeevy stoner, so if course I told anyone that would listen.
I eventually caught feels. Pretty sure she didn’t. For a long time I was super into her friend who, I’m pretty sure, thought I was a loser. I mean, she was not wrong.
Mostly I think the whole deal was two kids exploring their own sexualities with the most convenient person in proximity.
I feel it is also important to add that the whole thing was not attractive in any way. Like when I read shit like this I always imagine hot people doing hot shit. Defo not the case, lol.
When I was delivering pizza after high school/before college, I had a woman try to do that “Oh no, I just realized I don’t have any money. Is there any other way I could pay for this?” I had a partner at the time so I was just like, “Nah, it’s on the house.”
Another time I was delivering to a hotel and stopped to ask a woman where a room was. She pointed me in the right direction, then said she was trying to make money to keep her and her kid in a room for the night and would suck my cock for $100. I gave her a $20 and wished her luck.
Man, I love you! (platonicaly)
Anything involving a divorced man/woman I guess lol
The one where the confident, attracted woman initiates and enjoys sex. Add safe, and I’ve actually seen it happen!
Honestly I have a very hard time watching mainstream porn precisely because the actors seldom can convey attraction or feeling safe, and surprisingly often they don’t seem to enjoy the sex they’re doing either.
Sometimes I think my kinks/niches are just about finding the right production to include all three of those…
Fucking in front of a salad
