More realistically:

• Patient: “Doctor, I got shot in the chest.”
• Doctor: “Have you considered it might be anxiety?”
• Patient: “WTF are you talking about? Look, I’m bleeding out all over the floor here.”
• Doctor: “You’d be surprised what anxiety can do.”
• Patient: “Doc, I’m dying from A GUNSHOT WOUND.”
• Doctor: “Ang. Zai. Eh. Tee. Kthxbye.”