that fuse I made out of clipart looks amazing tho 👌 maybe if he wore better pins-

I pissed and I shid and I farded

The soul of America cries out for Juice 🧃✊

Ooh that means something very different but would be a lot easier to parse.

Shit, I don’t know if I can work that in though. I know a legacy can be bad but people rarely use it in a negative connotation. Perhaps,

“Attempting to remember legacy of the worst person you know the day after they die”

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Syntax is my worst weakness right after my looks and then my brain. How should I word this? I can fix it

Fuuuuuuck

I was saving this for a specific occasion but maybe it makes more sense here

The people’s hero 💪

\(ツ)/ Tradwife something. I didn’t screencap it and I exclusively goon to milfs in videos that no longer exist so I don’t know her. Maybe hit it with tineye?

Maybe he was waiting for Chuck to say a number. But chuck was too slippery. One last owning of the libs, right before he was triggered. At least you know he died doing that thing where he opens his mouth and just kind of shows his gums with glee

Ooh good point. Eliza probably has not been harassed. Hopefully.

God even in a literal recruiting job the stupid bot is still down to sext.

Every neural network ever created has always been used at least once to simulate sex, that’s something they just will never be able to take out of the code

How about I do your job interviews for you? then we like, hit em with “The Prince and the Pauper”

Fuck, maybe that should be my life calling

Actually I’m just not good at things. Not even being malicious

I get a lot of jobs that I interview for because I’m a solid 5/10. Then they get to know me and it makes them think I lied to them about my qualifications but no, they just equated average-to-medium looks with competence and neurotypicality

Majestic doe-eyed rat always looks sad

My mistake. Sometimes I wish they chose more distinct names

No they still get called that because Christians call lots of things Satanic. To Satanists that’s part of the game. They’re reveling in the pearl clutching that claiming to literally worship Satan causes. The actual focus of their worship is more a philosophical ideal of the self and spiritual independence.

The new Satanic Temple reveres a wider pantheon of pagan dieties that the Christians all called Satan but had their own individual cults. It’s more of a safe place for them to practice their own faiths while in community with eachother.

Not really. The satanic aesthetic is more decoration and vibes for ritualized atheism.

There are multiple schools of Satanic worship but they all are pretty explicit in divorcing themselves from Christian lore and dogma. It’s not just “choosing the other side”, it’s an actually separate religion. There’s a political side too, but that’s even more optional.

educational entertainment. I have an ever growing library of lectures and essays that I keep stashed for when I need to lock in on a 12 hr task where I’m likely to get overstimulated. sprinkle in a stand up comedy special here or there just to keep me awake.