There’s a place nearby that serves BBQ out of a truck until 4 PM every day. Just off the side of the highway. No tables or anything. Just a food truck and a truck sized smoker.

I used the back of my car as a makeshift table and happily ate my pulled pork sandwich and macaroni. Really good. And the lady called me “sugar.” 10/10

My kids used to make this same face when they were making a poopy in their diapers.

Dear Lord,

Please help OP’s reference hit.

In Jesus’ name…

Milliways?

These first episodes are kind of slow?

No, no, you’re gonna love it! Stick with it! It only gets better! 🤭

If I were a bird, would I be eating all of these worms?

Okay, I’ve got the ambient music done. Now what?

Go commando + Swim shorts + Crocs

You’re welcome. No more costly diapers!

It’s literally a computer. In your home. What would you even upgrade? Get two of them maybe?

Fittingly, we always called that a suicide.

I’ve got a few of those in my back. TIL I’m Vulcan. Really shouldn’t be too surprised.

Exactly, thank you. There are no added preservatives. Just the preservatives, as requested.

Don’t yuck other people’s yums!

Everyone stands simultaneously

I did this, but in opposite order. Found out she was planning something for the weekend, she walked in to a show when she got home. Zero regrets, I didn’t think I could pull it off in time.

-Bill Clinton

Just grab a brush and put a little makeup.

Had a conversation with someone just today about how we feel like music is our purpose in life. So, an average amount, I guess.