maybe OP couldn’t because OP actually died and is a literal ghost

South east of it is mordor

Tortoise kills hare in horrifying video. More at 6.

Edit: it was a seabird

#ENHANCE

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Find customers where you want to vacation

Or do a “staycation”. Check in to a local hotel when there’s a long weekend.

In any case, hard work will pay off.

Obligatory load up the battery like a magazine

click

bzz bzz

We’re still talking about the arcade machine though right?

replace car with games

!because no more friends to play with!<

OP dug up the fiber cable connecting the east to the west

of earth

Buy your boss a tropical island vacation

Plot twist: op owns the company

I don’t see it

Actually better not

Do we have a waterni hydrohomies lemmy

Edit: found it

We can contribute by commenting

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“I AM KORBEN DALLAS!”

Teller presses alarm, roller doors come crashing down

Maybe that’s the name of their band

8 Plastic Chairs

so Chair Caterpillar IV

Maybe because there’s 10 kinds of email replies at your workplace