A friend had to have his foot amputated due to diabetes and when he filed for disability they asked him to complete a triple jump.

Because dicks go in the dryer downward not upwards

I read this like Lamar from GTA 5.

My washer is full, and I can’t put the 5 or 6th sheet set into it. Please advise

Sha vack a doo

I now have dirty sheets and damp sheets that have been in the dryer for a week.

What now?

DEVO is from Akron Ohio

Pennies

It’s it possible the title was Teach Yourself Perl in 21 Days?

Anxious bagel

“I have a few more bits of poop”

No the best time was the early Internet days when you had fast access to news and information before people realized that engagement = money and the more pissed off people got the more they would engage.

Also most people generally accepted that facts were you know true, and not just living in their own made up universe.

Oh wow. Had no idea. How long ago was this?

Wait, what incident. I’ve been off reddit for so long now and didn’t pick up bone hurting juice on Lemmy. What did I miss?

Something would happen, and you’d hear rumors all day at work or school and nothing would be confirmed until the next day’s newspaper came out. It wasn’t great.

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Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a l holodeck I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with a holodeck.

I pray that if I ever get into a fist fight I remember to say “I hope you’re thirsty because I brought punch” before swinging