I saw a guy jump off a bridge when I was driving by. He didn’t break the ice and was laying in the middle of the river for quite some time as first responders had to get down the icy/snowy cliffs.

I used to tell those types of people that gay, Trans etc was a test. Except it’s not the gay and trans people being tested. And they failed.

They probably blame the devil for putting them in the situation.

Grumpy Old Men 3: Brokeback Boogaloo

I have a website that has been up since 1995. I haven’t updated in 20 years or so.

He said Home Assistant not Google home.

No it’s where Mr hands got penetrated by a horse and died.

The same one even.

My friend had a kidney transplant but they moved her own kidney to the front. I forgot what that workes on but even she said it was odd.

I call my friend’s kids #1 and #2.

No I’m sure it’s “wrapped up in a douche, like a roller in the night”

Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.

Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.

I just finished my 42nd Fedora upgrade. I’m not counting multiple machines, just the number of releases where I’ve done an upgrade.

I don’t even like water/ice dispensers on the door. I love the interior water dispensers.

I want to set my hvac to a temp and let it sort out whether it should heat or cool.

Martha!

Martha!

Who did you go to?

In the olden days, I personally freed many an alarm clock that were non rotateable and tv remotes with short cords. The worst was on screwed into a swivel on the dresser the TV was on.