

No, you’re doing it right. All 2 beers are gonna do is make me want more beer.


No, you’re doing it right. All 2 beers are gonna do is make me want more beer.


I’m not your friend, chum.


I’m not your bud, amigo.


You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.


People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.


Now THAT is a clever insult.
I only know one guy who is smart enough to understand it tho.


What are you doing when you see a billionaire?


They already catch on fire like Richard Pryors Samsung lol.
Fucking how tho?


You might have to kill the fucker. It doesn’t sound like he’s fixable.
Like, a whole potato? Stuffed up in there?


Crucify THIS motherfucker!
Brrrrraaappp…


What is WAB?


Or dad enjoyed the cocaine… I once rebuilt a fucking motorcycle and had no idea I even did it until a couple days later lol.


Mine’s had a little shit spotting this week as well :( must be something going around.
Dude was playing old school runescape, helped a chick through a divorce.
Gen x is not a boomer you dippydumb dipshit.
That worked on me, ONCE.
We dont care.
I remember that. They never shutup about rick and Morty, and there was a whole community where they rated the smell of their own farts.