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I’ll be using this as copy pasta with nudes substituted for various topics
Every year in Oregon people cut holes in giant pumpkins and race them as boats.



The primary channel KCTV has a satellite transmission, the few smaller channels are just terrestrial.


Try 4loko gold. Tastes like a energy drink but they were forced to take out the caffeine.


I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.
Must get the eye boogies


I’m drinking sangria at 8am in the middle of the desert. If society wants me back someone is going to have to be very nice to me. Fuck your robots, I need a hug :(
The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy
Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania
Whenever I think I’m fucking up I remember that at least I’m not spending 10 years learning to teach from those who couldn’t do so they teach.
You have to recalibrate your cat by rotating them 360 degrees in 3 axis
Dming on Lemmy


0 relatable things to share with people irl
I’m having a hard time understanding this. I guess I get not being 100% with the clusterfuck of news, but don’t think that’s a bad thing. If you don’t know what they’re talking about then just ask them what’s happening. Other than that is the only thing you have to talk about IRL are memes?
I try as hard as possible to not let the internet bleed into my real life. Saying or talking about a meme IRL is cringe that I cannot commit. I have plenty of hobbies, interests, knowledgeable experience, etc to be having normal human conversions. And usually so do other people.
Lemmy and YouTube are the only user created content that I view and don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything. And I feel I should cut down my usage of both. I wouldnt say I’m a privacy freak but do as much as a can with as little effort because 90% of it doesn’t take much.
If you’re not happy and “just want to enjoy stuff” then go for it, do whatever makes you happy. I think its a pretty inconsequential decision. Only you know what’ll make you happy, sometimes you gotta try different things and figure out what the balance is to accomplish that.
Live in a van and migrate with the berries. Bater excess for fuel and keep moving. Or embrace full hobo and ride trains.
My cat needs me to hold her tail for her so she can lick the end of it without it getting away.