Not to mention poorly aimed LED lights rivaling the lumen output of the fucking sun.

The guy that made LED headlight tech for cars would disappear, that’s for sure.

They’re the same picture.

I appease Machine-spirits.

Or the Steam(ed) Dumpling.

Nurgle’s blessing upon ye.

Gta2 was hella fun. Went downhill from there.

Windows XP is more than halfway there. In case you wanted to feel old today.

Even got his name wrong. It’s autoCORRUPTOR.

Vanilla coke is the bomb and I’ll be forever resentful that they made it so scarce. There was a brief moment where it came back for me, but it’s gone again now.

Who YOU gonna call? Trace Busters?

CRMs go in, but they do not easily come out. ESPECIALLY Salesforce.

And my axe!

That’s right dear, a superior subspecies of our ancestors had headphone jacks, but they were forced into extinction by courageous product managers.

with a blood pressure drop that rapid, he’d be unconscious before he knew what was happening.

BC says no thanks. Even west coast US is still broken AF.

I was warming up the down vote finger so hard until I saw the /s. Got me good.

The tallest blade of grass is the first one cut by the lawnmower.

Clueless people who want help yes. Clueless people who are confidently wrong and refuse to listen to reason or accept personal responsibility for the fact they broke their stuff, no.

Because of the huge cost.