On the floor

I mean regardless of cleanliness I think most people would consider licking a finger they’ve scratched their butt with less preferable than licking any other finger even after having a very thorough shower.

Cos we’re all losers and no one wants to sit at our table

How are you supposed to stop being sleepy in the morning without pulling out your phone.

“Better” would imply those things yes

State backed I.O.U

Step 1: already have a better PC

EIGHT

Young people never listen, old people always complain. Tale as old as time.

Yep, and then they become an imperialist oligarchy.

If you like cars (or hate them and want to see them suffer), garbage time

Literally said “literally”

None of those things improve the insertable battery. Their size and voltage are what makes them useful. A smaller, higher voltage AA battery is an entirely useless AA battery.

Obsolete but still in use, hmmmmmm

Obsolete would imply a better in every way alternative. Kinda think they fall into the technology category of timeless and always useful. It’s hard to think of a safer, cheaper, higher capacity, disposable and more utilitarian form factor. Kinda like asking “will shovels ever become obsolete?”

Slow the fuck down?

Car brainrot is real

Just wait till you hear what people eat

This post. It fuckin sucks

I do not know enough homonyms to be able to understand this shower thought

How does this effect the Kentucky pickle industry