You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.

Yep, the government would say no to that name.

I am happy that here in Finland you can’t name your child whatever you want.

Also would have been nice if the buyers hadn’t waited years after finding out to announce it, giving the seller plenty of time to shut down the original company. There is nothing to sue now.

They remind him of the other photos they have from Epstein’s pedo paradise.

They flatter him and his business prowess and tell him that they are losing by helping him, but he is such a good negotiator.

“What are you, chicken?”

Have it form connections to all the other browsers using the extension and they all send a click.

But foreign politics less so. New government in Kenya? Not a big deal. Convicted felon and rapist shitting on the world? Annoying, but there are more important local matters.

Apparently there was a study done and your happiness levels out. Like if you got a big pay bump you’d be happier for a while but then back to baseline.

My boss used this to say that we don’t need raises. I asked if we could prove it and me and her swap pays. She laughed and brushed me off.

That’s where the phrase “out of whack” came from. You just needed to give it a whack.

I had a similar thing on an old crt monitor. The screen would start to flicker badly after a while, and 8 year old me found if you banged the side, just right, it would keep working for a couple of hours.

Turns out the circuit board had some dry solders on it and when I hit it on the side where the board was, it got the connection back for a while.

I’ve never seen a perfect butt though. I’ve seen a great one, but it had a crack in it.

Yeah, the same way their highest prices are named “Best offer” or “Special Rate”

They’d only get a light sentence anyway.

It’s like people who find I don’t believe in hell asking “what’s stopping you from murdering people?”

If religion is all that’s stopping you, I’m worried.

Slightly related, I tend to look at heavily advertised products as inferior. Because really good things sell themselves, and all that marketing money ends up in the price I pay.

Trumpland. Trumptopia. United states of Trump. Trumplvania. The new republic of Trump.

Just testing the “no wrong answers”

I know from experience that you can cut the tip of your finger off and it will grow back more or less the same. But if you have it stitched back on, it will leave a scar and not feel the same again.

I’ll stop by later then.

I am getting old. My parents told me that I’d understand how the world works when I get older, but I just hate it more and more.

The amount meta will pay is pocket change to them.